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Elmhurst 83-33 Spa
- Thread starter abghunter88
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If you're talking about Sophia spa, YMMV
There's different girls there every week. It's really a roll of the dice. Don't expect any massage at all, just 30 minutes FS and pay $120, or $100 for 10 minutes. All depends on the girl. It is a revolving door and there's no manager or owner. I think it's just a long string of Taiwanese/HK women that just pass along each other the contact info.
All are a bit lazy and have mediocre stamina. They can only take about 15 min of pounding and 3 positions before they get tired and try to rush you out. Age range is 35-45 with late 30's being the average (about 5-7 years younger than other places)
In terms of attractiveness level probably a 5-6/10 depending on your unique preferences, but better than most places in the area which range from 3-4/10 (i.e. - Whitney Ave.) .
There's different girls there every week. It's really a roll of the dice. Don't expect any massage at all, just 30 minutes FS and pay $120, or $100 for 10 minutes. All depends on the girl. It is a revolving door and there's no manager or owner. I think it's just a long string of Taiwanese/HK women that just pass along each other the contact info.
All are a bit lazy and have mediocre stamina. They can only take about 15 min of pounding and 3 positions before they get tired and try to rush you out. Age range is 35-45 with late 30's being the average (about 5-7 years younger than other places)
In terms of attractiveness level probably a 5-6/10 depending on your unique preferences, but better than most places in the area which range from 3-4/10 (i.e. - Whitney Ave.) .
I’ve been there a few times, I’ve had a good experience there and I was never rushed. Maybe it’s because I’m young and in “decent” shape (not trying to sound cocky) I also make the effort to communicate with them using google translate. If you treat them like human beings (WHICH THEY ARE!) they won’t rush you. $140 for 1hr
If you are a paying customer not more trouble than you are worth many will pander to your tribalism and praise your race in comparison to all those crummy others.
And they know how to spin the stereotypes. Tell the SAs- “ah-mi-guo ren so romantic”. Everyone else “they so annoying, never leave, don’t understand “no,” always drunk”. Tell the whites “bai ren so smart, I love big hairy bellies, you all so fluent at mandarin”. Everyone else “white men fat, liars, on viagra”. Chinese “we don’t serve Lao Wai here. I’m so shu fu with you.” Everyone else “chinese man bad at sex, gamble every day, stink.” Black guys (if they answer the door when they see them on the camera). “Oh my god, I love the dick!!!!!! I love the dick!!!!” Everyone else “hei ren are criminals, I fear the big black dick.” Indians “I really enjoy haggling over the price of my pussy and you are so good at it.”
When it’s just the girls “all ke ren so stupid. will believe anything. Pay for pussy. what a racket!”
And they know how to spin the stereotypes. Tell the SAs- “ah-mi-guo ren so romantic”. Everyone else “they so annoying, never leave, don’t understand “no,” always drunk”. Tell the whites “bai ren so smart, I love big hairy bellies, you all so fluent at mandarin”. Everyone else “white men fat, liars, on viagra”. Chinese “we don’t serve Lao Wai here. I’m so shu fu with you.” Everyone else “chinese man bad at sex, gamble every day, stink.” Black guys (if they answer the door when they see them on the camera). “Oh my god, I love the dick!!!!!! I love the dick!!!!” Everyone else “hei ren are criminals, I fear the big black dick.” Indians “I really enjoy haggling over the price of my pussy and you are so good at it.”
When it’s just the girls “all ke ren so stupid. will believe anything. Pay for pussy. what a racket!”
And I’m sure there’s some truth to that. But I’m also guessing you are a fastidious guy so that’s how they assure you, you are #1 customer.
For the longest time I believed going to spas in Italian suits was impressing my favorites and leading to better service. If they just called me handsome I’d be like “thanks, I kinda agree, but I know I’m paying you to compliment me.” But saying “other guys dress like slobs!” sold me. That’s how the competitive male mind works.
Eventually, I started to notice how convinced other mongers were that ladies loved their cargo pants and baseball hats. God bless all you casual dressers, I mean that. My point is the lies are a bigger part of the service than the mechanical pleasures. And I’m all for enjoying the lies for all their worth, just don’t be repeating the shit that comes out they mouth as “intelligence.”
For the longest time I believed going to spas in Italian suits was impressing my favorites and leading to better service. If they just called me handsome I’d be like “thanks, I kinda agree, but I know I’m paying you to compliment me.” But saying “other guys dress like slobs!” sold me. That’s how the competitive male mind works.
Eventually, I started to notice how convinced other mongers were that ladies loved their cargo pants and baseball hats. God bless all you casual dressers, I mean that. My point is the lies are a bigger part of the service than the mechanical pleasures. And I’m all for enjoying the lies for all their worth, just don’t be repeating the shit that comes out they mouth as “intelligence.”