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How do you make a withdrawal for expensive/long sessions?

Rev

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I've always wondered what other people do to get money for a provider. If a session is 1k+, do you plan a couple days in advance and just go to an ATM over two or three days or do you go in and withdraw from a teller?

I personally withdraw from a teller so I can ask for hundreds when getting large amounts of money. I also hate walking around with a stack of 20s on me; but it always feels weird going up to a teller and asking for a large amount in hundreds within earshot of other customers in line. Anyone have a better way they go about doing this?
 

Hardrobert

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You walk up to the teller, hand them a check payable to yourself drawn on your account with your account bank card for however much and with "petty cash" written in the memo field. When he/she asks how you want it, you say "hundreds". WTF?? Do you really think anybody is listening, or if they are they are, making the leap from you asking for $$$ to you getting laid?
 

RickeyRomance

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I've always wondered what other people do to get money for a provider. If a session is 1k+, do you plan a couple days in advance and just go to an ATM over two or three days or do you go in and withdraw from a teller?

I personally withdraw from a teller so I can ask for hundreds when getting large amounts of money. I also hate walking around with a stack of 20s on me; but it always feels weird going up to a teller and asking for a large amount in hundreds within earshot of other customers in line. Anyone have a better way they go about doing this?
Why would you feel bad about withdrawing your own money? It's only embarrassing if you end the sentence with "....so I can pay this hooker." LOL
 

bigkingstud

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I've always wondered what other people do to get money for a provider. If a session is 1k+, do you plan a couple days in advance and just go to an ATM over two or three days or do you go in and withdraw from a teller?

I personally withdraw from a teller so I can ask for hundreds when getting large amounts of money. I also hate walking around with a stack of 20s on me; but it always feels weird going up to a teller and asking for a large amount in hundreds within earshot of other customers in line. Anyone have a better way they go about doing this?
go to a teller. you may not be able to withdraw 1k+ from an ATM. and as someone else alluded, you can ask for c notes, and 50's. you can't do that at most ATM's.
 

donl6269

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I like to get my “play money” for the month all at once. I go to the teller and ask for the cash in large bills and tell them “those custom contractors really like cash for their services.” I don’t tell the bank teller that the custom contractor is an Asian spinner.

Enjoy.
 

Erotes

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I've always wondered what other people do to get money for a provider. If a session is 1k+, do you plan a couple days in advance and just go to an ATM over two or three days or do you go in and withdraw from a teller?

I personally withdraw from a teller so I can ask for hundreds when getting large amounts of money. I also hate walking around with a stack of 20s on me; but it always feels weird going up to a teller and asking for a large amount in hundreds within earshot of other customers in line. Anyone have a better way they go about doing this?
I doubt the tellers or other care about denominations. But alternatively you can also go to sessions that are less than 1k to avoid this situation
 

oldhorndog53

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I like to get my “play money” for the month all at once. I go to the teller and ask for the cash in large bills and tell them “those custom contractors really like cash for their services.” I don’t tell the bank teller that the custom contractor is an Asian spinner.

Enjoy.
Why do you feel the need to tell the bank teller anything?
 

stl danish

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"Withdraw 2000 from checking please, hundreds and fifties." Who would overhear that and think "that guy is paying for hookers!?"

Why bother telling them anything else?
 

Tommymomo

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I'm not seeing the issue, go to the bank and take out your money. Only issue is if you're hiding the withdrawal from someone. Screw the teller. "Yes, I need ten 100 dollar bills for a hooker ,unless you can make me a better offer sweetie ".
 

Jackboner

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I've always wondered what other people do to get money for a provider. If a session is 1k+, do you plan a couple days in advance and just go to an ATM over two or three days or do you go in and withdraw from a teller?

I personally withdraw from a teller so I can ask for hundreds when getting large amounts of money. I also hate walking around with a stack of 20s on me; but it always feels weird going up to a teller and asking for a large amount in hundreds within earshot of other customers in line. Anyone have a better way they go about doing this?
You’re embarrassed about withdrawing your money in $100 bills US currency....... as though the person behind you on line in the bank will connect the dots and conclude you’re going to see a provider. You should feel proud you can make that transaction.
You need help my man, and not the provider kind......
 

YoungLooking24

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The only thing i can think of that the OP is apprehensive of, is if the SO has a joint account with him? Because that means she also monitors and has access to the account.

So yeah it'll look weird when every couple of weeks, or months whatever, there's a withdrawal of 1000.00. Then 1.5 months later, 800.00. Then 2 weeks later, 500.00.

But if there is no SO involved, it's YOUR money dude. Use it like a man, however you please.

I have been hobbying/playing with my draftkings money for over half a year now. The funds can either be direct deposited in your account or they mail you a check. I prefer a check. But when i get those checks and i cash them, the last thing i am every thinking or worrying about is, "damn i hope the teller doesn't think i'm using all these thousands on escorts".

Because even when that's partially true, i couldn't give 2 shits.
 

NYCGuy72

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I make similar withdrawals for casino trips. Never felt any need to explain or felt weird about it in anyway. The only time they would even give it a second thought was if you were around that $10k limit for IRS reporting and were acting sketchy. "Know your Customer" rules come into play at that point.

Relax and enjoy your fun.
 

scr500af

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I go to the teller when I’m making a big withdrawal. But if I only need a thou an atm is usually enough. If the teller asks I smile and tell them it’s for my girlfriend. That usually shuts them up.
 

AutomaticSlim

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I've always wondered what other people do to get money for a provider. If a session is 1k+, do you plan a couple days in advance and just go to an ATM over two or three days or do you go in and withdraw from a teller?

I personally withdraw from a teller so I can ask for hundreds when getting large amounts of money. I also hate walking around with a stack of 20s on me; but it always feels weird going up to a teller and asking for a large amount in hundreds within earshot of other customers in line. Anyone have a better way they go about doing this?
Teller.
 
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