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Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula

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Title: Review: Eastern Cozy / Lula
Date: Apr 28, 2024
Phone: (973) 406-7764
City: Woodland Park
State: NJ
Location: Adjacent to pizzeria & gas station
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/80
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: Late 20s / early 30s
Physical Description: Above average height, thin, amazing 36c, shaved. pretty face, assless

Recommendation: Yes
 
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Peacoatsamurai said:
Price seems off. Especially if session was that amazing.
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Recall she spoke no English so there was no up front negotiating, so I gave afterwards. Also worth noting someone in another thread got chastised because he gave too much. If you'd like to pay more and risk getting chastised like that other guy please be my guest.
 
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PeopleLover said:
Recall she spoke no English so there was no up front negotiating, so I gave afterwards. Also worth noting someone in another thread got chastised because he gave too much. If you'd like to pay more and risk getting chastised like that other guy please be my guest.
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Just rarely see anything less than $100 for tip.
 
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It's risky business admitting what you' tip on here and you get shamed if you overtip even more than if you shortchanged the girl. Tbh .80 seems a little low, the going rate there is 100. Personally I don't like to undertip because if service is good I want some goodwill for a repeat visit, plus it would just make me feel like a dick. And overtipping risks driving up expectations. Stay with the market rate and all will be well.
 
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thepleaser62 said:
It's risky business admitting what you' tip on here and you get shamed if you overtip even more than if you shortchanged the girl. Tbh .80 seems a little low, the going rate there is 100. Personally I don't like to undertip because if service is good I want some goodwill for a repeat visit, plus it would just make me feel like a dick. And overtipping risks driving up expectations. Stay with the market rate and all will be well.
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Thank you for calling out the shame, it's ridiculous that it even exists in the first place, and it stops me from tipping more because some complete stranger will throw a tantrum.
 
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Peacoatsamurai said:
Just rarely see anything less than $100 for tip.
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I've been really generous with other providers that have done a great job, but I can't publish that because there will be a chorus of violins playing as backlash. Thanks this red now I've learned that there can be backlash for tipping less, who knew?
 
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Norm75 said:
My guess is that MMS kept interrupting because of the missing 20 :LOL:
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TBH I should have paid even less AFTER the session because of the interruptions DURING the session, thank you for reminding me of the annoying MMS. I'm sure MMS was telling her to hurry up because of the backlog of mongers in the lobby, but that's not my problem and it shouldn't have affected my time with her.
 
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PeopleLover said:
TBH I should have paid even less AFTER the session because of the interruptions DURING the session, thank you for reminding me of the annoying MMS. I'm sure MMS was telling her to hurry up because of the backlog of mongers in the lobby, but that's not my problem and it shouldn't have affected my time with her.
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One conclusion I have come to... for the most part... MMS aren't there for customer service
Only a couple that actually cares whether you come back or not
To quote @bluebells ... we are just another house fee... in a sea of house fees
 
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