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Review: Allyssa - SL — My 2023 GFExperience - A Full Year In Review

tokintom86

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Title: Review: Allyssa - SL — My 2023 GFExperience - A Full Year In Review
Date: Jan 1, 2024
Phone: 267-585-6866
City: Manhattan
State: NY
Location: Diamond Dist
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 340
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 30s
Physical Description: Under 5', Tiny, So cute and Playful, Beautiful smile, Hair below shoulders, bald kitty, no ink

Recommendation: Yes
 
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How am I supposed to fuck this bitch now?

Kidding. I fucked this bitch once - as Viola - and this bitch was a total sweetheart. As someone who indulges in this sort of over the top idolatry myself with a few faves, albeit with nothing approaching this kind of budget, I highly endorse this type of narrative. Simps of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but thousands and thousands of dollars. Maybe tens in this case.

But next year, maybe take her someplace a little nicer than eating hot dogs bear Bryant Park and dodging the drunk kids from Jersey? Once in your lifetime is maybe ok, but that could also be a description of an average day of work at shangri-la anyway.

With what you spend on her already, why not treat the bitch? Was there champagne involved at least?

Start planning your Valentine's Day now. It's ok to go on the 13th to avoid the price gouging.
 
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I've already beaten everyone to falling in love with her. I was like her 2nd customer in the US, ever, as Viola in AL. She just lay there and didn't really know what to do. The only thing I could think of at the time was, damn this girl is hot. But she learns fast. As the OP described, by now she certainly knows men, and what to do with both heads.
 
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Amazing and very wholesome long term review of your experiences. Allyssa works extremely hard to understand the person not just finish the deed and move to another customer. She’s always 100% all in and attentive from when you enter til you leave down the elevator. I believe I saw Allyssa before you took her out on your NYE date. While I was having my exit shower with Lorina on 12/31, Allyssa came in with her goose and scarf & I joked it’s the most clothes I’ve ever seen her wear. She teasingly choked me with her scarf and left, no kiss that day like she usually does if we run into each other in the hallways of SL. She looked super sexy in her goose and more “Mistress” as ever. As someone who has very much control in their life, I love relinquishing that for an hour and letting her use me and dictate the session how she wants as long as it’s within my own rules.
 
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BrettKavanaugh said:
How am I supposed to fuck this bitch now?

Kidding. I fucked this bitch once - as Viola - and this bitch was a total sweetheart. As someone who indulges in this sort of over the top idolatry myself with a few faves, albeit with nothing approaching this kind of budget, I highly endorse this type of narrative. Simps of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but thousands and thousands of dollars. Maybe tens in this case.

But next year, maybe take her someplace a little nicer than eating hot dogs bear Bryant Park and dodging the drunk kids from Jersey? Once in your lifetime is maybe ok, but that could also be a description of an average day of work at shangri-la anyway.

With what you spend on her already, why not treat the bitch? Was there champagne involved at least?

Start planning your Valentine's Day now. It's ok to go on the 13th to avoid the price gouging.
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Your Honor, this comment had me laughing for a good five minutes. I promise you, I've done better than a street cart dog over the past year :ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO:. That just kinda happened in the moment. I'll plan better next time.

But please don't let this stop you from fucking her. Actually, convince her to record it and send it to me. I'm a sick fuck like that. I promise I won't send it to any of the liberal justices to blackmail you. But I think Justice Thomas might get a kick out of it so I can't promise I won't give him a glimpse. He's a sick fuck too, as I am sure you're aware.

cher_cheri said:
This almost makes me want to post the Alyssa porn I wrote. Thank you. She was one of my favorite women of 2023 and of 2022. And I can't imagine that won't be true for 2024.
Oh also thanks for teaching me something to say that will make her hit me harder.
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You should post your poem. You're one of the best writers here. I envy your writing talents.


Blixen said:
Interesting, in light of @chochalovr69’s question in Discussion.
Your ballad of Alyssa is about as close to a description of falling in love as anything I’ve read.
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She would tell you that I love myself more. But it's true that I like her. I like her very much.
 
tokintom86

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farlostaccount10 said:
Amazing and very wholesome long term review of your experiences. Allyssa works extremely hard to understand the person not just finish the deed and move to another customer. She’s always 100% all in and attentive from when you enter til you leave down the elevator. I believe I saw Allyssa before you took her out on your NYE date. While I was having my exit shower with Lorina on 12/31, Allyssa came in with her goose and scarf & I joked it’s the most clothes I’ve ever seen her wear. She teasingly choked me with her scarf and left, no kiss that day like she usually does if we run into each other in the hallways of SL. She looked super sexy in her goose and more “Mistress” as ever. As someone who has very much control in their life, I love relinquishing that for an hour and letting her use me and dictate the session how she wants as long as it’s within my own rules.
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It’s very possible that you were there. I know she was doing a double with Lorina before I arrived and Daisy put me in the room right beside Allyssa’s room when I arrived a little early. I could hear you guys laughing.:ROFLMAO:
 
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