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Recent content by Shitmypants

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    Review: Suzie at New Happy

    They’re open
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    Review: Suzie at New Happy

    Now that every other place is so busy in the area, this place is respite
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    Review: Olivia at 785

    Was it busy
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    785 Dusk to Dawn

    What place is isn’t busy but good or at least close to good ? I hate that 785 and gold and round the clock now.
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    Review: 785 4 hands Nicole / Tina

    I thought we were in a recession
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    Review: gold - yuki

    Jesus when is this place not busy
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    Review: Mary at Tokyo Spa

    Ehh sketchy ? There’s cops constantly going up and down the streets. The Main Street always has people on it and is lit up. There’s people who stand outside McDonald’s and ask for stuff ? Is he the sketchy one? Is it the strip Club down the street? Is it the taqueria across from it? If u think...
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    Review: Gold - Kiki

    What’s better gold or 785? I’m tired of seeing church people . Gold is barely more discreet but haven’t been in a while
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    IDEA for models and LLC ADVICE

    Wouldn’t it be cool to have you’re own “modeling agency” so you have a constant influx of models ? Like instead of going back and forth in whether a model is 30 or 60 , you would know for sure she was 18? How would u do it ? I think it would be around the same rate of a higher tier model but...
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    Review: 785 rose

    Title: Review: 785 rose Date: Oct 14, 2022 Phone: City: Passaic Location: Kfc Age Estimate: 30-40ish Nationality: Chinese Physical Description: 5’6 Private Details: Shoutout to the church. Still going around midnight and I think the smoke smell comes from them. Busy right before close...
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    Review: Cici Hawaii spa

    What’s a good time to go ?
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    785 Spa

    Drove by around 5 Very busy with people walking around outside. Looks so different at night . Hoping to get there before the rush but I hate walking in when it’s busy with people walking around .
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    Review: Beach Street Spa - Luna

    No I was in the mood for Indian not bait and switch
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    Review: Everyone’s Isabel

    She wouldn’t text me back
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    Review: Beach Street Spa - Luna

    Mama San
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