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    Review: Real Indian (Hindu) Maya Singh

    If you don't go see her I lose my commission!
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    Review: Great massage in Jackson Heights

    Bullshit "riddle me this batman" reviews. There's no rule against a phone number if the review itself doesn't spell out details excessivly.
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    Review: NYAW: Sara’s sweet throat

    Just ask for it in the table shower.
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    Review: Great massage in Jackson Heights

    Is Great Massage the name of the place? Without an address, name, intersection, email or tel number we have mere fan fiction.
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    Review: Sunnys-Amy

    That's no shower, that's a beverage.
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    Review: Yana - New girl at NYAW

    So for others who cant see the details: No lie, you need to clean your ears before heading to this place.
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    I waited 6 months to make a dumbass topic

    I want a minute extra on the house for every minute I spend DATY.
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    Review: Top/Ocean Spa - Honey

    Hilarious that guys who indulge in P4P enjoy being told they are special, first , "cum strong" or "so big".
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    I waited 6 months to make a dumbass topic

    In 2001, before I hobbied I two oral outbreaks on my gums. It never flared up again. Genital? No sign of it but who knows. Human DNA is loaded with introns containing retrovirus bits that were deactivated over time. The longer you live the greater the chance you catch something.
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    Review: Mt Laurel Asian--COCO

    > But hey, to ea h his own... You sick facks Years ago after a Brooklyn spot, the provider I met at the door said "Bedroom busy, we do in here." and she then led me to the bathroom. I realized then I was sinking lower and lower in the tradeoffs I would make for sex. I left.
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    Review: Crown Heights apt massage

    I don't want to add it up, but sure 7 Grand per year sounds right.
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    Review: Lucy: a star AL

    No, Andrew W.K. is there, coaching you.
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    Review: Double NYAW Ollie and Bynes

    Yeah, you want the girls to work well together.
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    Review: Grace @ Sun Joy / Happy new year HJ

    > Finally she grabs the member immediately and starts pulling away until you explode. Well, I mean, that doesn't sound so soothing.
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    Review: 95 Canal- Lucy

    This seems to be a case where the sessions would get better, or were there negative vibes beyond hesitation with a newb?
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