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    Review: Aloha Therapy - Glamorous Mimi

    You all be safe, numbers don’t lie and either there are too many satisfied customers not feeling an urge to leave reviews for Aloha or the obvious is happening - not to mention reviews being questioned and shut down after others visit this place. Always support you local travelers and when you...
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    Review: Aloha Therapy - Glamorous Mimi

    Feel free to DM me about Aloha - way too hyped on here and some very honest reviews - let’s just say the “honest” ones like mine have all did TOFTT and we all fell to those exaggerated perks/extras many talked about. If you have the itch, I gotcha on details and I know what you mean - Passaic to...
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    Review: Aloha Therapy - Glamorous Mimi

    4 out of 5 of your reviews are from Aloha Spa - I'll give you the benefit of the doubt (hi, MMS) and just say if you are going this frequent, they need to give you your own VIP card - easily one of the only seriously big returning client there - a hot towel with no table shower and...
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    Review: Lucy at Hawaii

    Before falling back on mongering, I remember calling and asking if I needed to make an appointment - the woman simply laughed and said, 'No need, just come on it.' Of course 30 seconds later it's rush hour 4 and seeing random guys happily skipping to the entrance had me go to Aqua - ugh, for my...
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    Is BBFS the default at K-Orgs Now

    Coffee Meets Bagel for the win.
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    Is BBFS the default at K-Orgs Now

    You only live once and man, safe peeing big guy. Read too many horror stories from BBBJ to BBFS to scare straight my ass back to the dating apps over the too loose mongering we find ourselves in. Enjoyed my fair share of BBBJ and only time BBFS was if the condom broke, too much lube had it slip...
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    Review: Disappointing Encounter with Sophia at Aloha Spa

    I still prefer the to each’s own versus ample accounts getting randomly banned. Regarding this place - three changes needed, fix any two and it would right the ship and fixing just one would at least get things moving in the right direction. 1. lower the house fee to .50-.60 because while the...
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    Review: Disappointing Encounter with Sophia at Aloha Spa

    Epic review and had to experience the infamous “Chanel” based on exaggerated reviews and had an ehhhh time. Review posted a few weeks ago. Hang in there and lesson learned.
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    Review: Queen SPA ALANA el horrible

    IN TEARS - epic review and if there was ever a reason to have reviews credits - it's this! Thanks for going for it and whoa..... 8th Street Latinas will be my fix instead of putting in that request. Yikes.
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    Review: 365 - Nana

    I need Hawaii 2.0 to open. Harder to get in there than a Taylor Swift concert.
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    Review: K10 - Dia

    Seriously - thank you for taking one for the team. We all know what mechanical service is and not talking cars or pencils. For the rate too, all should at least have an attitude like Jamie or make you feel like a king. Hang in there big guy.
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    Review: Finally done with Aloha Englewood (got burned)

    I swear they are just a Latina spot opening up from being crushed. Unbelievable those rates for that service.
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    Review: Finally done with Aloha Englewood (got burned)

    Agreed. All for the better - swore I wouldn’t go there because of the table shower lacking but all those overly positive reviews made me crack. One and done’d there and can’t believe Edgewater is a better set-up.
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    Review: Finally done with Aloha Englewood (got burned)

    That’s the fucked up part though, those newbies can either be too good or too bad - never mediocre in my experience, some of the regulars just keep their menu limited and I’ve realized they can grow too accustomed to your habits. Kind of fun when the provider feels like they don’t know if you’re...
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    Review: Finally done with Aloha Englewood (got burned)

    That is true - their set up is pretty trash regarding bang for the buck - no pun intended. Just use your past experience and caution on overly positive reviews. I’ve learned early on the BBBJ is very much case by case and learned some straight up lie about that - which isn’t cool but a part of...
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