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Recent content by kgirler

  1. K

    Qitopia is going down

    There are the proverbial “little old ladies “ coming into the shop, maybe 50% of the business. Elloco is right -it’s tough to mix us in with out someone complaining.
  2. K

    Qitopia is going down

    This is the last place I would have expected to go down.
  3. K

    Review: Kim's Sara

    MetsFan20 cheer up. The season is young and the Braves lost their best starter.
  4. K

    Weight loss meds

    Another unpleasant side effect is pancreatitis. And last, but not least, a couple of my friends, who have taken it, report that until your body is used to it, about five days, there is intermittent, explosive diarrhea. So be prepared to stay home the first week.
  5. K

    Weight loss meds

    Be very careful taking these drugs. Semaglutides can cause retinopathy. Trust me, based on experience, you don’t want that, especially if you’re fond of looking at what you’re about to dine on. Oh, and if you are not careful, you may induce low blood sugar. I’m sure all of my diabetic friends on...
  6. K

    Last Meal Thread

    Wendy’s triple cheeseburger extra onions, frosty, large (whole) strawberry shortcake washed down with a 60 gram real sugar Dr. Pepper, and anything else I can think of made with a lot of sugar. Being diabetic for so many years with apparently no more time, I finally say “fuck you blood glucose”
  7. K

    Review: Green Spa Plus - Tina

    Jesus, what are you looking for?. Any younger you’re a pedophile.
  8. K

    Review: Green Spa Plus - Tina

    You’ve got the concept of perspective down pat. And I think you really understand how they feel about us. Another great story/review. Keep them coming. No pun intended.
  9. K

    Review: Green Spa Plus - Tina

    Nice sequel to “Fang”.
  10. K

    Review: Langhorne Hotel - Linda

    A tip from a frequent flier. Don't say hello to the receptionist - it only makes you seem nervous and guilty of something.
  11. K

    Review: Jenny – Blue Sea Spa

    I like this format.
  12. K

    Review: Shuxintang Acupressure Massage & SPA - Lucky

    Shower in two weeks. Ask for the VIP slip and slide.
  13. K

    Is GSP 24/7?

    That's incorrect information. Never been 24 hr. Nobody knows where that came from. Generally open 9 am - 10 pm.
  14. K

    Conjoined twin gets married

    This guy is not getting any of the shit that I did when I fucked my wife’s sister.
  15. K

    Review: Shuntingtsng-Lucky

    As a diabetic, pussy is the candy. But I do sneak an occasional Hershey Kiss.
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