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Recent content by glennbert

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    Review: 24hr Spa/Starlight Annoying but good Guoguo

    You classifying me as an old dude is very funny. Plus, it was I who rejected her (for being a moron). I thought that part was clear
  2. G

    Review: Bella - Du Foot Spa

    Won’t last in this town
  3. G

    Review: Guoguo - 24hr

    I think a provider being exceedingly annoying is very relevant information. It’s distracting.
  4. G

    Review: 24hr Spa/Starlight Annoying but good Guoguo

    No you didn’t, but in a way you did. Who knows, because your written English is atrocious.’
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    Review: 24hr Spa/Starlight Annoying but good Guoguo

    Told you! She’s fucking annoying
  6. G

    Review: Guoguo - 24hr

    You guys are pathetic whore worshippers
  7. G

    Review: Zen Retreat Franklin Sq.

    I pass this place by all the time and it seems that woman go here for all sorts of treatments. Is there a separate entrance for massage?
  8. G

    Review: Guoguo - 24hr

    You find it odd that I’m having problems kicking this problem? And no, my issues are squarely with myself. This provider is just an idiot (in any language)
  9. G

    Ying Yang Bodywork

    Yuyu had the most outrageous hemorrhoid on her bung. It took up permanent residence
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    Review: Guoguo - 24hr

    That’s a quantum leap in judgment to assume my issue was language. Thankfully I’m not some MAGA limpbrain. As long as a person knows one language that is all that is required.
  11. G

    Review: Guoguo - 24hr

    Not one bit, my man. This moron was literally yelping and chirping and prancing like a retarded penguin. All of this during the table shower. I’m assuming in her mind she was seducing me, but since this weird game carried on through the session I concluded she was a fucking moron.
  12. G

    Review: Guoguo - 24hr

    She’s an actual moron who despite offering all the goods will infuriate you to no end
  13. G

    Review: B&N SPA

    No masks is the new BBBJ. Way to keep American safe, you dogs
  14. G

    Review: Thai Massage

    Thai is the biggest scam in NYC. Hot chicks big ticket no dice
  15. G

    Review: Joy Spring

    To each his own. I found it embarrassing for both parties.
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