DexterJane

I'm a twenty-something professional by day and a writer/comic/insatiable degenerate by night but I've managed to do well enough to enjoy a morally flexible lifestyle that allows me to indulge my vices WAY too fucking regularly. Basically, I work hard, party harder, and fuck the hardest - just fine, thank you very much! I fuck too often to be giving AVN performances on the reg...yall can keep your pelvic sorcery and pineapple juice IV bags bc I am perfectly fine with my aggressively average dick game!

As for the side of me that YOU'LL be seeing, there's nothing professional about it lol. Here (and anywhere else that isn't my office), I'm just me: a part-time writer with a drinking problem and a full-time narcissist with a '"what am I doing with my life" problem. I'm basically just a fucking mess...but unlike the messes that are usually talked about on here, I do a pretty decent job of cleaning myself up when there aren't any linguistically challenged minorities around to do it for me! Speaking of which, now that ECCIE's AMP page is dryer than a Betty Ford Clinic, I look forward to getting some sage advice from my brown brother from another emotionally scarring mother, Mr. Mike! Seriously though...hook it up! Anyway, I guess that's all for now...cheers!

Peace up, A-Town down!