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Recent content by CaptainApplesauce

  1. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Golden Lucy

    No hands above knee
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    Review: Hillcrest Heaven Spa - Sue?

    Prob could of had FS for a little more.
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    Review: Triple A (Revised Review)

    That place is like an antique shop. Dusty, crusty and used to be busty.
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    Review: Hawaii - Linda (Nice surprise)

    The best massage recently was in Waldwick at Thai Foot Massage. Nothing extra but amazing handwork.
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    Review: Qing Spa/Waltham

    Title: Review: Qing Spa/Waltham Date: Sep 9, 2023 Phone: 617-952-2580 City: Waltham State: MA Location: 20 Main Street House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/110 Nationality: Chinese Age Estimate: 55 Physical Description: 5’3, 130 ish, dark hair with nice smell of lilac. Body was a bit...
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    Review: Nanuet Spa - Yung

    Best advice...don't park or enter through the front unless you want all of Nanuet to get a peak. :-)
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    Review: Gold 4 Hands - Gina and Lisa

    One time I went. Asked for 4 hands and got 2 pops. Double house, double tip, double nip, double dip. Close your eyes and relax.
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    Review: No tricks @ Magic Spa

    Title: Review: No tricks @ Magic Spa Date: Jul 26, 2023 Phone: (973) 386-9898 City: East Hanover State: NJ Location: 460 Ridgedale Ave, East Hanover, NJ 07936 House Fee and Tip (if applicable): $50 (30) $70 (60) Age Estimate: 55.5 Physical Description: Chuby, Good attitude and some big...
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    Review: Foot Reflexology

    Been there and she does have very strong hands. As she mounts you she says "no trouble, ok...." and then goes nutso. She's thicker than she was but sweats like a champion gymnast. 9/10
  10. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Bianca's Susan

    Sounds like a winner all around
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    Review: Ramsey Stress Reduction Center

    Title: Review: Ramsey Stress Reduction Center Date: Jun 1, 2023 Phone: 201-327-0286 City: Ramsey State: Jersey Location: North Jersey by Chik Fil A Age Estimate: 44 Nationality: Korean Physical Description: Athletic, Fit and Firm Private Details: Annie always knows how to work her magic...
  12. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: spray sun organic

    Lol. Thats a lot of escarole for Congers
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    Review: AAA Oakland-Ruby

    this place is a bakery. Lots of rolls and doughnuts.
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    Review: Luna Amber Spa

    $2 bill
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    Review: Triple A - Ruby

    Bring your own brotection