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Recent content by BonerMaloney

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    Review: Salacia RS8 - Someone’s gotta tell the truth

    She couldn't get me all the way, very few have ever done it. But no one, and I mean no one, has ever tried harder. She tried every trick in the book. With both hands wrapped around my butt and using every ounce of leverage she could muster pulling for all her might; jamming her head down from...
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    Real PSE experience with pornstars

    You'd be surprised, especially lately, how many "pornstars"* won't do things you've watched them do, even at their inflated prices. So your search is harder than you already find it to be. * there's barely any porn industry anymore and many fewer stars. There's tons of content and content...
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    “You too big”

    Absolutely he can. I know of at least one shop where they gave one of the women a hard time b/c a customer insisted on bbfs *for free* b/c he read about it here. You'd be amazed at what the calculations are in a woman's mind in the thick of the action. You think it's just that easy for them to...
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    Safe space.

    Consider this: Now you know what can make a relationship fail, and now you know what it takes for it to succeed.
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    Arianna Jollee

    I booked two sessions with her. The first in September was amazing. The second in December never happened. She has a tryst page. For someone about 41 years old she is in amazing shape, looking waaay better than almost any pornstar her age. She still has that impish grin that says "I can't help...
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    Seeing providers long term

    will no one make the obvious pops per session joke??
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    Best in “deep” Brooklyn

    My faves don't last long in Brooklyn. All of the ones I had are gone, they all went either UTR, or to Flushing, or out of town. Also, it's nice to have a car, but even out here, parking can be pretty rough.
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    Review: Anna Tang - Return of the Nympho

    That's the least of the differences between her and Gina. As they say "ain't what you do, etc..."
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    Review: Anna Tang - Return of the Nympho

    She charges what the market will bear. There are enough guys who disagree with you to keep her more than just a little busy. If you'd ever met her you'd know that she's got a good head on her shoulders. For a lot of us it's one of her charms. She knows she brings to the table a combination of...
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    Review: Anna Tang - Return of the Nympho

    Enough people here disagree with you. The topic can be its own thread: "Is there an objective way to rank beauty?" But anyway, you keep quoting your subjective rankings as if they are everyone's objective rankings.
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    Review: Anna Tang - Return of the Nympho

    I'll just point out that she's pretty high up on TER and not ALL of those reviews are shills. (Or at least she was one of the top NYC providers when I last looked before I let my membership lapse b/c it's run by assholes.) I'll also point out that beyond some basic attributes, beauty is one of...
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    Review: NYCSE - Azu Hot Take

    One last thing. Beauty, beyond a certain level, is subjective. Yes there are universal traits we all prefer, common to all cultures: symmetry in the face, hip to waist ratio, big eyes, full lips, and so on. Azu has all of that. For some people her look is not their type, and that's fair...
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    Review: NYCSE - Azu Hot Take

    I can't believe I'm extending the life of this thread. I'm not prolific like a lot of you and I have enough UTRs and FB/FWBs to keep me busy that I only dabble, and then only with the same few women over & over, so maybe I'm missing something. That said, when I have Azu just stand there, no...
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    Where is Yuri

    There is no comparison. I don't mean better or worse, they are/were just so different I can't compare. 2 things in common - squirting and super rapid fire BJ. But even that is different, Yuri's was so obviously just piss. Sure other women who genuinely squirt also need to be hydrated, e.g. Anna...
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    NYAF Sara

    BTW, I don't know if Elia's still there, but if she is, a double of her w/ Sara is also a sneaky excellent combination.
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