I go to Thailand every year and have learned how to find the most beautiful woman that most foreigners do not know and the tricks and websites to get you in to the underground world of Thai woman that you won’t find at the massage parlors. I will share my secrets if people are interested as this forum is not necessary for foreign countries.
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Does anyone want a guide line for Thailand?
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Thailand Massage for the American
First of you must download the Line app
Line for iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/line/id443904275
Line for Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.naver.line.android&hl=en_US&gl=US
This is what is used the most to communicate in Thailand. You can talk directly to the providers and they can give you instructions one you are there. Yes you can find girls at the bar scene but you can put yourselves in a bad situation sometimes because Thailand has bad ones that don’t protect themselves very well and you can get STD’s from those girls more often then finding the less used options.
Second: You will be using the Google Translate a lot. However Thai doesn’t translate real well to English so some key words must be used to find what you are looking for. I will give you a small list in a minute.
You must ask your question in Thai to actually get the results you want quickly and easily. If you ask in English you won’t find what you’re looking for, this applies to other countries as well I have had luck in Korea, Cambodia and Vietnam when using their language to search.
List of Thai search phrases:
Don’t worry I’m gonna give you a good start but you can always know how to correct search so you don’t end up spending too many hours with stuff you didn’t want.
Some of the things I see that tells me it is in the erotic massage genre is numbers “prices”
Common charge: 1200 baht to 3000 baht.
There is a big premium in Thailand for big boobs and white skin Thai men are willing to pay that extra to get that.
I will say that I have found darker skinned Thai’s with smaller boobs that were at the bottom of the Thai men scale that were gorgeous.
This is an underground area that most foreigners don’t know how to find and I have to this point mostly found Native Thai speaking women but it’s generally understood what is going to happen so language differences tend not to be a problem.
Ok so this is where Line comes in to play, as you will start to see Thai site that has Line ID names posted as well as direct Line ID links to the application. This will bring you to their Line profiles and will give you a better idea of what they are offering. You can choose to add them as a friend or chat. If you chat with them please be respectful some of these girls do massage only and if you straight up ask for sex then you will get no where and piss them off. In general you don’t ever ask for sex from any Thai whether they may or may not be offering.
Just ask them if the offer erotic massage and how much.
Most charges will include the room but some charge them separately.
900 baht ($26 US) for room for one hour.
The girl will negotiate with you via translation app. Generally it varies from $1200 to 2500 ($35 to 75 US) Remember these girls are HOT and most in their 20’s so even if you pay to top dollar ,$75, it’s way way cheaper then here in the USA.
SHOW ME THE MONEY
Link to Thai “massage”site
https://www.sidelinethailand.com/
You should open this with chrome so you can use the translate function chrome has.
In this app you can search the Provence you will visit such as Bangkok, Chiang Mai Phuket or Khon Kaen.
Some of the woman are independent and the will meet you at your hotel or you will go to an apartment location. Other are at a fixed location, small business. Either way you can ask for address. This isn’t always easy as Thai addresses are some times a challenge to find.
Example: I was in Khon Kaen and I found a erotic massage location “White Spa “and it was a small spot right next to a muffler shop it had a sliding door I walked into a room that had a couch on the right and a counter in front. In this case a madam came over to me , she spoke some English, she told me the room would cost 1100 ($32US) baht for one hour. Then she asked me to wait, couple minutes later 8 girls walked out of the back all very good looking she introduced me to them then asked who I wanted.
I picked a girls that had a very pretty smile and a tiny waist. The girl about 20 years old took me upstairs to the second level , with no words spoken we both striped down nude and she took me into the shower with her and cleaned me up a bit. She proceeded to massage me and a body slide. That lasted about 10 minutes then it went to PROTECTED FS. I guided the girl into what positions I wanted and it was very hot. Each girl has their own rules as to what they would do and for how much they wanted. This girl wanted 1200 baht ($35 US) I tipped her 800 baht($23US) that is a big tip 300 baht would have been an adequate tip. Total was $90 bucks US.
Key points:
Search in Thai language
Look for money amounts
Please respect these girls, many of them use their money to help their families.
Have fun
First of you must download the Line app
Line for iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/line/id443904275
Line for Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.naver.line.android&hl=en_US&gl=US
This is what is used the most to communicate in Thailand. You can talk directly to the providers and they can give you instructions one you are there. Yes you can find girls at the bar scene but you can put yourselves in a bad situation sometimes because Thailand has bad ones that don’t protect themselves very well and you can get STD’s from those girls more often then finding the less used options.
Second: You will be using the Google Translate a lot. However Thai doesn’t translate real well to English so some key words must be used to find what you are looking for. I will give you a small list in a minute.
You must ask your question in Thai to actually get the results you want quickly and easily. If you ask in English you won’t find what you’re looking for, this applies to other countries as well I have had luck in Korea, Cambodia and Vietnam when using their language to search.
List of Thai search phrases:
- (Erotic massage “City or province you are looking in”) (นวดอีโรติก กรุงเทพมหานคร ) Do not use Escort as Thai’s do not use this word in their adverts.
- (Sister) This refers to young woman 18-24. Some times Friend as well.
- (Kids) is also used to describe young “legal”but that one kinda freaks me out so I don’t use it but have seen it used in adverts for “ Massage” or describing the girls are not old women.
Don’t worry I’m gonna give you a good start but you can always know how to correct search so you don’t end up spending too many hours with stuff you didn’t want.
Some of the things I see that tells me it is in the erotic massage genre is numbers “prices”
Common charge: 1200 baht to 3000 baht.
There is a big premium in Thailand for big boobs and white skin Thai men are willing to pay that extra to get that.
I will say that I have found darker skinned Thai’s with smaller boobs that were at the bottom of the Thai men scale that were gorgeous.
This is an underground area that most foreigners don’t know how to find and I have to this point mostly found Native Thai speaking women but it’s generally understood what is going to happen so language differences tend not to be a problem.
Ok so this is where Line comes in to play, as you will start to see Thai site that has Line ID names posted as well as direct Line ID links to the application. This will bring you to their Line profiles and will give you a better idea of what they are offering. You can choose to add them as a friend or chat. If you chat with them please be respectful some of these girls do massage only and if you straight up ask for sex then you will get no where and piss them off. In general you don’t ever ask for sex from any Thai whether they may or may not be offering.
Just ask them if the offer erotic massage and how much.
Most charges will include the room but some charge them separately.
900 baht ($26 US) for room for one hour.
The girl will negotiate with you via translation app. Generally it varies from $1200 to 2500 ($35 to 75 US) Remember these girls are HOT and most in their 20’s so even if you pay to top dollar ,$75, it’s way way cheaper then here in the USA.
SHOW ME THE MONEY
Link to Thai “massage”site
https://www.sidelinethailand.com/
You should open this with chrome so you can use the translate function chrome has.
In this app you can search the Provence you will visit such as Bangkok, Chiang Mai Phuket or Khon Kaen.
Some of the woman are independent and the will meet you at your hotel or you will go to an apartment location. Other are at a fixed location, small business. Either way you can ask for address. This isn’t always easy as Thai addresses are some times a challenge to find.
Example: I was in Khon Kaen and I found a erotic massage location “White Spa “and it was a small spot right next to a muffler shop it had a sliding door I walked into a room that had a couch on the right and a counter in front. In this case a madam came over to me , she spoke some English, she told me the room would cost 1100 ($32US) baht for one hour. Then she asked me to wait, couple minutes later 8 girls walked out of the back all very good looking she introduced me to them then asked who I wanted.
I picked a girls that had a very pretty smile and a tiny waist. The girl about 20 years old took me upstairs to the second level , with no words spoken we both striped down nude and she took me into the shower with her and cleaned me up a bit. She proceeded to massage me and a body slide. That lasted about 10 minutes then it went to PROTECTED FS. I guided the girl into what positions I wanted and it was very hot. Each girl has their own rules as to what they would do and for how much they wanted. This girl wanted 1200 baht ($35 US) I tipped her 800 baht($23US) that is a big tip 300 baht would have been an adequate tip. Total was $90 bucks US.
Key points:
Search in Thai language
Look for money amounts
Please respect these girls, many of them use their money to help their families.
Have fun
Mind mint spa
This is a Thai spot in Chiang Mai , Thailand.
Great place to go if you end up there. You can’t fully translate via chrome you have to copy and paste to google translate to read.
This is a Thai spot in Chiang Mai , Thailand.
Great place to go if you end up there. You can’t fully translate via chrome you have to copy and paste to google translate to read.
Once you get Line installed and you go to Khon Kaen , Thailand here are two Line ID’s you want to add. These two spots are literally 1/2 mile away from each other.
Add them as friend and you can chat
Line @white9
Line mossav8
These are the shower and room type, they don’t speak English but not to hard to get what you want.
Add them as friend and you can chat
Line @white9
Line mossav8
These are the shower and room type, they don’t speak English but not to hard to get what you want.
The do’s and do not’s in Thailand.
Dot not touch a Thai on the head it is considered disrespectful to do so, if engaged in sexually petting it can be acceptable but generally that is not done unless you can read the girls reaction if you try.
Do not point with or use your feet to touch any Thai, it is considered the lowest and dirtiest part of the body.
Be careful with tuk-tuk drivers as they will try to take you to places they have made deals with the owner’s. The are also more expensive then a taxi, best thing to use is the Grab App( must have Thai SIM in your phone to use this app), same as Uber here. If you do use tuk-tuk( 10 to 15 minute ride 90 to 130 baht) be very direct about where you want to go.
If a girl from a bar asks you to go to her home “ I need different dress””I have to tell my Mother” good chance your going to get robbed as there will be a group of men waiting for you on the way. Take her directly to your hotel.
Speaking of hotels, it’s a good idea not to let the girl know exactly where your staying, get a new room for a night or she might end up not leaving your room once she gets there. Claws sunk in.
At bars it is common for the girl to expect you to buy her at least two drinks and their not always hookers, some are just like USA bars and they want to get laid. Wouldn’t that be nice.
The Ladyboy myth, the are plenty of ladyboy bars on the streets and if you believe movies to much this might worry you, all most all Ladyboys are very proud of them selves and will tell you they are exactly that , a Ladyboy. I’m not saying if you get wasted and make a drunken decision it’s not going to happen but that’s on you.
Getting USA dollars converted to Thai Baht. Unless you have to, never use atm at airports. The exchange rate is horrible and you’ll pay a high fee both from your bank and the atm itself. I alway have $1000 cash I fly with( and the bills have to be perfect) no flaws or the banks or exchange Booth on the street won’t accept them. You can exchange at any bank at different exchange rates. Stick with reputable banks such as KK bank and Bank of Bangkok. There are the exchange booths, looks like a kiosk generally have the best rate and are normally close to banks outside some in the airports but the rates aren’t as strong in airport kiosk . The exchange rates are shown clearly to you in electronic readouts at all banks.
Your Phone:
Don’t use your carrier buy a Thai SIM you can get them installed at most mall’s on the top floor where the sale phones it only cost about 20 bucks US and it’s good for a month. You also get Wi-Fi and many apps won’t work unless it’s a Thai phone number, like taxi apps and such.
Dot not touch a Thai on the head it is considered disrespectful to do so, if engaged in sexually petting it can be acceptable but generally that is not done unless you can read the girls reaction if you try.
Do not point with or use your feet to touch any Thai, it is considered the lowest and dirtiest part of the body.
Be careful with tuk-tuk drivers as they will try to take you to places they have made deals with the owner’s. The are also more expensive then a taxi, best thing to use is the Grab App( must have Thai SIM in your phone to use this app), same as Uber here. If you do use tuk-tuk( 10 to 15 minute ride 90 to 130 baht) be very direct about where you want to go.
If a girl from a bar asks you to go to her home “ I need different dress””I have to tell my Mother” good chance your going to get robbed as there will be a group of men waiting for you on the way. Take her directly to your hotel.
Speaking of hotels, it’s a good idea not to let the girl know exactly where your staying, get a new room for a night or she might end up not leaving your room once she gets there. Claws sunk in.
At bars it is common for the girl to expect you to buy her at least two drinks and their not always hookers, some are just like USA bars and they want to get laid. Wouldn’t that be nice.
The Ladyboy myth, the are plenty of ladyboy bars on the streets and if you believe movies to much this might worry you, all most all Ladyboys are very proud of them selves and will tell you they are exactly that , a Ladyboy. I’m not saying if you get wasted and make a drunken decision it’s not going to happen but that’s on you.
Getting USA dollars converted to Thai Baht. Unless you have to, never use atm at airports. The exchange rate is horrible and you’ll pay a high fee both from your bank and the atm itself. I alway have $1000 cash I fly with( and the bills have to be perfect) no flaws or the banks or exchange Booth on the street won’t accept them. You can exchange at any bank at different exchange rates. Stick with reputable banks such as KK bank and Bank of Bangkok. There are the exchange booths, looks like a kiosk generally have the best rate and are normally close to banks outside some in the airports but the rates aren’t as strong in airport kiosk . The exchange rates are shown clearly to you in electronic readouts at all banks.
Your Phone:
Don’t use your carrier buy a Thai SIM you can get them installed at most mall’s on the top floor where the sale phones it only cost about 20 bucks US and it’s good for a month. You also get Wi-Fi and many apps won’t work unless it’s a Thai phone number, like taxi apps and such.
Bolt is another good taxi app that is available but I understand that neither work in Phuket as there is a "taxi mafia" there.
If you go on a motorcycle taxi make sure the driver has a helmet for you or else the police will give you a ticket and maybe a trip to the station
Also there are other Cities beside Bangkok, Payetta or Phuket to go to. One nice town is Hua Hin.
To escape the heat travel to the north of Thailand
If you go on a motorcycle taxi make sure the driver has a helmet for you or else the police will give you a ticket and maybe a trip to the station
Also there are other Cities beside Bangkok, Payetta or Phuket to go to. One nice town is Hua Hin.
To escape the heat travel to the north of Thailand
Absolutely, no issues in Thailand at all. Hundreds of thousands of people visit Thailand every year.
Besides the beautiful woman there a a lot of cool stuff you can do from mountains to the beaches so many things you can do cheap. Last year I stayed in a 5 star hotel for a month it was only 22 bucks a night. Thailand has great customer service and the are very nice.
Besides the beautiful woman there a a lot of cool stuff you can do from mountains to the beaches so many things you can do cheap. Last year I stayed in a 5 star hotel for a month it was only 22 bucks a night. Thailand has great customer service and the are very nice.
Flights to Thailand
First and most important check Covid restrictions!!!!
This can really screw up you plans if you don’t have the paperwork the airlines require.
This part is Important but others input is needed.
I Never use China Airlines anymore I know their flights are cheaper but you will pay for that decision later. I haves used them twice and both times were my worst experiences.
Japan airlines
was pretty good and faster then others 23 hours from San Francisco to Bangkok layovers tend to be shorter, 2 hours my last flight. But they required a vaccine card presented at check in.
EVA Airlines
They are my favorite as they are a quick flight compared to others so I try to book with them as much as I can.
ANA
They are pretty good sometimes they have long layovers but they have a little more legroom on their planes food is ok.
American Airlines
Im gonna just say they are ok, had some flights cancelled last minute by them but I did get a voucher that put me into business class.
Anyone else please add you experience with your flight.
First and most important check Covid restrictions!!!!
This can really screw up you plans if you don’t have the paperwork the airlines require.
This part is Important but others input is needed.
I Never use China Airlines anymore I know their flights are cheaper but you will pay for that decision later. I haves used them twice and both times were my worst experiences.
Japan airlines
was pretty good and faster then others 23 hours from San Francisco to Bangkok layovers tend to be shorter, 2 hours my last flight. But they required a vaccine card presented at check in.
EVA Airlines
They are my favorite as they are a quick flight compared to others so I try to book with them as much as I can.
ANA
They are pretty good sometimes they have long layovers but they have a little more legroom on their planes food is ok.
American Airlines
Im gonna just say they are ok, had some flights cancelled last minute by them but I did get a voucher that put me into business class.
Anyone else please add you experience with your flight.
Normally a bar girl from a bar with a Mamasan is safe if she is working at the bar and you pay the bar fine or you are a regular customer
But stay away from freelancers. That is where you have the most people.
Hay, there great Gentleman Cubs where you can get thing done on premis or just go an established girlie bar
But stay away from freelancers. That is where you have the most people.
Hay, there great Gentleman Cubs where you can get thing done on premis or just go an established girlie bar
Thailand Massage
This one is a bit more work to figure out where all these beautiful women are and you have to open the “Thailand Massage” link in Google so it will translate for you. I’m still messing with it a little. If I can get it to where it’s easier to figure out I will post. Mess with it yourself and if you can help please post .
This one is a bit more work to figure out where all these beautiful women are and you have to open the “Thailand Massage” link in Google so it will translate for you. I’m still messing with it a little. If I can get it to where it’s easier to figure out I will post. Mess with it yourself and if you can help please post .