- Fake moaning
- Dirty Talk
- Girls giving directions during the act.
- Any type of clothes or shoes in bed, including lingerie, stockings, garters, high heels, etc... I like 'em completely naked and barefoot.
- Oh...and girls who cook their lunch on a hot plate in hotel rooms...especially if lunch contains fish, garlic, onions or kimchi. (Yep, I had a regular who used to do this)