Review: Judge K FINALLY Deposes Flora for the Very 1st Time After All These Years....With a Long Tangent About the Louvre

What is there to say? Some people like her and some don't. Same as any provider. Every provider gets good and bad reviews. But thinking that a negative review = true and positive review = fake is not always the case. If it were, then every girl would be bad because all girls get bad reviews. I know all my favorites have some bad reviews. But my reviews were no bullshit. Your experience may differ.

That’s true as ever. But I wouldn’t consider you one of the usual suspects that @Evolfonam is referring to. She may be your favorite, but you don’t gush over her on all of her reviews lol. He’s talking about those guys. Because what they do is borderline, but kind of past borderline shilling.

Tangent, but the 30-minute thing really depends on the provider. Of course, all else being equal, longer is better. But sometimes I have either time constraints and/or budget constraints, and I do enjoy the pu pu platter side of things, and if I can see 3 girls instead of 2 for the same budget, that's usually my preference. At weddings I always prefer the variety of the hors d'ouvres over the big serving of steak or fish. I feel like most of these veterans can pull off a lot in 30 minutes. Off the top of my head, I've had great first dates of 30 minutes with Tori, Shirley and Ivyna at PH, and Cindy at AD, who all managed to conjure up some semblance of a connection in that time. AD Bibi and AD Sammi were also pretty fun carnivals in my short stays last year. OTOH, last summer I saw that Ayaka girl and I did feel she's a girl you need to spend more time with. I stayed longer with PH Sara, but she's probably in that same category (even if she's a pro, she feels less pro). Honestly, I think Flora is more in the first camp - she's a total pro. If she's giving guys "instant connections" you don't need more than 30 minutes to create a connection with her. My Rachel-Joey combo, best session ever, was 15+15+15, so 30-minutes with each girl. (Though I already knew both of them, so that's different).

I also like the 45-minute option PH offers. Sometimes that's the sweet spot.

Ha, I find it rather interesting that after this honest/sobering review, there are the usual suspects bumping up at least 3 of her previous sparkling reviews. SMH

BK has invited debate about her (or defend her honor). Wonder why they haven't accepted his invitation to do so here.

Anybody here Asian and had Flora ask them to review? I definitely did not; I saw her twice before I found out where the young girls were.

Anybody here Asian and had Flora ask them to review? I definitely did not; I saw her twice before I found out where the young girls were.

She knows the Asians can tell she's actually a lot older than what people here review her as.


I respect the hustle. Nice review, judge.

Not Asian but yeah she's not old old but definitely not in her 20s. Also, I love your new profile pic lol. I could go for some mango green tea with aloe jelly right about now lol.

For the record this should not be considered a negative review. This is a nuanced, luke-warm positive review. Remember nuance, fellas?

I'm not Asian, but I play one on TV, and I don't think she is in her 30s, late 20s perhaps. I don't think age so important. I have seen hot woman in their 50s and I've seen unattractive woman in the 20s, not sure why people talk so much about age. Time is a vacuum anyway.

I'm not Asian, but I play one on TV, and I don't think she is in her 30s, late 20s perhaps. I don't think age so important. I have seen hot woman in their 50s and I've seen unattractive woman in the 20s, not sure why people talk so much about age. Time is a vacuum anyway.

Yea lmao, just noticed the front page of Manhattan Reviews. Sometimes its just so f-ing obvious.

Because reviews have so much fluctuations and opinions in them. Things like age, height and size help build a clearer picture.
btw what do you mean you aren't asian but play one on tv???

Anybody here Asian and had Flora ask them to review? I definitely did not; I saw her twice before I found out where the young girls were. She knows the Asians can tell she's actually a lot older than what people here review her as. I respect the hustle. Nice review, judge.

Even though I do not agree with some things you said, I enjoyed your review. Brett Kavanaugh, you must really like beer.

Also for the record, this joke has been done 17 times already. So much so that I no longer like beer. But you're new-ish, you can plead ignorance, so I'll commute your sentence.

I re-read my review too. Even though I thought I made it clear I liked Flora, I may have sounded a bit too harsh in places. Flora is a solid, dependable, enjoyable provider. Put it this way. Here's a scenario for y'all: I decide to go to the office today. Mrs K calls at 4:59 to say "indoor dining is back! The girls and I are grabbing martinis!" I say, "That's wonderful. Have fun! Send them my regards! I guess I'll go work out, I need to de-stress anyway". I send some quick texts to seize this precious last-minute window. If MMS says "I only have Flora". I probably won't pull the trigger. If MMS says "I only have two new girls, very beautiful, you come see". I probably won't pull the trigger for a total crapshoot. If MMS says "I can give you a line-up of Flora and two new girls. You can choose when you get here". I'm pulling the trigger.* I'm hoping for a new jewel, but if I don't like what I see when I get there, I know that at worst, Flora is going to do right by me and deliver the goods. Like I said, the skills and the physical execution are right up there. She knows what she's doing. Solid dependable, basically likable back-up option should not be considered an insult. Lots of girls don't qualify for that status. If she does in the end win "2021 Median Girl of the Year" she ought to proudly place her trophy on her mantle.

*Ignoring for the moment that half the time, by the time I get there, I don't really get that full choice of promised girls, even when I call like 10 minutes beforehand.