Also for the record, this joke has been done 17 times already. So much so that I no longer like beer. But you're new-ish, you can plead ignorance, so I'll commute your sentence.
I re-read my review too. Even though I thought I made it clear I liked Flora, I may have sounded a bit too harsh in places. Flora is a solid, dependable, enjoyable provider. Put it this way. Here's a scenario for y'all: I decide to go to the office today. Mrs K calls at 4:59 to say "indoor dining is back! The girls and I are grabbing martinis!" I say, "That's wonderful. Have fun! Send them my regards! I guess I'll go work out, I need to de-stress anyway". I send some quick texts to seize this precious last-minute window. If MMS says "I only have Flora". I probably won't pull the trigger. If MMS says "I only have two new girls, very beautiful, you come see". I probably won't pull the trigger for a total crapshoot. If MMS says "I can give you a line-up of Flora and two new girls. You can choose when you get here". I'm pulling the trigger.* I'm hoping for a new jewel, but if I don't like what I see when I get there, I know that at worst, Flora is going to do right by me and deliver the goods. Like I said, the skills and the physical execution are right up there. She knows what she's doing. Solid dependable, basically likable back-up option should not be considered an insult. Lots of girls don't qualify for that status. If she does in the end win "2021 Median Girl of the Year" she ought to proudly place her trophy on her mantle.
*Ignoring for the moment that half the time, by the time I get there, I don't really get that full choice of promised girls, even when I call like 10 minutes beforehand.