A poem:
There once was a man from “Cling-On”
He didn’t clean his butt and left skid marks on and on
One day while waking up, he got some Wood and wondered what he should do?
He went down Madam Lings Spa and Carwash
There he found young Ming who was willing to clean his body with the TS and touch his big ugly thing
But - Upon further inspection of his big ass, she found a dried load that needed a Chinese “chisel-Ling”
Needless to say, without a spanking clean exit hole, there would be no Ling licks and rimming
Lesson learned: wash your exit so very well, that Ling can lick it clean and your Salami will spring