Hi Venmo? My name is Joe McBlueballs. So, I was trying to hire a hooker. She seemed real and all because the room was messy and she looked like she had a crack habit. Usually, the fake pics are of impossibly hot models. Well, that's neither here nor there, but anyway, like a dummy alway thinking with the little head instead of the big one, I sent “her” a deposit and “she” ghosted me, so I’d like to dispute.
Yeah, that’s not really the conversation I want to have with. Venmo.