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Review: Paradise - Yoyo Squirting Unicorn

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Jerzeyboy

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Title: Review: Paradise - Yoyo Squirting Unicorn
Date: Oct 21, 2023
Phone: 445 228-9866
City: NE Philly
State: Nj
Location: Frankford ave
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $200 all in but I tipped $40
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 35
Physical Description: Short body. Cute figure. Pretty face. Shoulder length black hair natural c

Recommendation: Yes
 
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Jerzeyboy said:
Title: Review: Paradise - Yoyo Squirting Unicorn
Date: Oct 21, 2023
Phone: 445 228-9866
City: NE Philly
State: Nj
Location: Frankford ave
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $200 all in but I tipped $40
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 35
Physical Description: Short body. Cute figure. Pretty face. Shoulder length black hair natural c

Recommendation: Yes
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Just to be clear. I did everything covered. BJ, intercourse. I was offered a bbbj but declined as part of the session. No upsell. I was never offered uncovered anything else nor would I have accepted it.
 
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Jerzeyboy said:
Just to be clear. I did everything covered. BJ, intercourse. I was offered a bbbj but declined as part of the session. No upsell. I was never offered uncovered anything else nor would I have accepted it.
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You mean, other than in the shower?
I found sometimes if it's not made clear in the review, one receives a string of DM's afterward from curious mongers asking if the impossible occurred.
 
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Anonajohn said:
You mean, other than in the shower?
I found sometimes if it's not made clear in the review, one receives a string of DM's afterward from curious mongers asking if the impossible occurred.
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Everything I did was covered.. I was offered uncovered bbbj in the shower but declined.
 
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ineedahug said:
I can attest Jerzeyboy got his money worth. I was waiting for YoYo down the hall and had to turn up the music in the room to drown out the moans and dirty talk! Nice job!!
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Asking for a friend...
What times of day are you guys visiting when there is such a backlog that you end up hangin' with the beer & cigarettes dude in the kitchen?
 
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automatic_tiger said:
What times of day are you guys visiting when there is such a backlog that you end up hangin' with the beer & cigarettes dude in the kitchen?
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I haven't hung out with him yet, though I've seen him around. When I went for my second visit, I texted around noon on a weekday looking for a 2pm. The reply came back for 4:30pm, if that is helpful for you
 
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Anonajohn said:
I haven't hung out with him yet, though I've seen him around. When I went for my second visit, I texted around noon on a weekday looking for a 2pm. The reply came back for 4:30pm, if that is helpful for you
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Tnx. Just trying to gauge when is "rush hour" there.
I typically shoot for the first appt of the day, and have only rarely sensed other visitors.
 
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automatic_tiger said:
Tnx. Just trying to gauge when is "rush hour" there.
I typically shoot for the first appt of the day, and have only rarely sensed other visitors.
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They start at 9 or 10am. I am not usually a morning person. I believe there was already another waiting for her by the time I left after the 4:30 appointment. Amy had started knocking on the door and bothering us even before the hour was up. It annoyed me to the point I texted MMS afterward to lodge a complaint. I was assured it would be dealt with.
 
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Smellyfingers said:
I won’t be visiting. I never was a fan of getting pissed on. And no, don’t try arguing with me because I won’t reply. It’s piss.
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You may think it’s piss but who can coordinate their pee when they climax? I can’t. And it isn’t a big shot. It’s just a squirt later in the day. The big streams are at the beginning Of the day
 
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